So I just read a series of primary sources trying to convince me to take a liberal stand on almost every issue you can think of in which conservatives and liberals ferverently disagree. Now I am bored and saw these in my friend's journals. I decided to combine them all.

Stupid Things Ive Done
Level 1
(x) said LOL out loud
(x ) forgotten your own age(Only for a moment)
(x ) tried to lick your elbow(I don’t believe in the impossible)

SO FAR: 3

Level 2
(x ) said the wrong name in bed(yeah…stupid unattainable girls I really like)
(x ) had unprotected sex
( ) hurt yourself sexing
( ) sexed yourself hurting

SO FAR: 5

Level 3
(x ) Licked your toe
( x) Licked a frozen pole
( ) Licked a dog bone
( x) Licked a dog

SO FAR: 8

Level 4
( x) drank old milk
( ) drank milk right from a cow
( ) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
(x ) pushed a cow over

SO FAR: 10

Level 5
( ) Eaten bugs
( ) Eaten garbage
(x) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
( ) Eaten a booger

SO FAR: 11

Level 6
( x) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
( ) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
(x) Driven in a 7 seater van by yourself
( ) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
( x) Driven yourself home to the wrong house

SO FAR: 14

Level 7
( x) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
( ) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
( ) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
( ) Put salt in your coffee
( x) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from

SO FAR: 16

Level 8
( ) Jumped over a car
(x ) Jumped out of a moving car
( x) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
( ) Jumped off a bridge
( x) Jumped off your house

SO far: 19

Level 10
( x) Forgot where you live
( x) Forgot your own birthday(this and the previous one were only momentary)
( x) Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR 22

Level 11
( x) Walked into a Pole
( x) Walked into a Wall
(x) Walked into someone
( x) Walked into a parked car

SO FAR: 26

Level 12
( ) Won A Burping contest
( ) Burped the alphabet
( ) Burped just to break the silence
( ) Burped too hard and threw up

SO FAR: 26

Level 13
() Eaten a whole bag of chips
( x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice

SO FAR: 27

Level 14
( x) Caught picking your nose
( ) Caught going to the bathroom outside
( x) Caught with your pants down
( x) Caught having sex
( x) Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR: 31

Level 15
( ) Shoved something up your nose
( x) Picked your nose and studied what came out
( x) Picked your nose till it bled
( ) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
( x) Blew your nose so goddamm hard your whole body hurt

SO FAR: 34

Level
(x) Told a lie
(x) Been caught in a lie
(x) Lied to cover a lie
(x) Lied to cover your ass
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop

SO FAR: 38

Level 17
( x) Laughed at someone in pain
( x) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
( ) Laughed at a funeral
( ) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR: 40

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Believed in Santa past the age of 8(I think so. I always kind of questioned. But I doubted by doubts for a long time)
( ) Believed your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
(x) Believed you were never too old for trick or treating

SO FAR: 43

Level 19
( ) Threw a party for yourself
( ) Threw a ball at yourself
(x ) Threw up on yourself
( x) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch
(x ) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face

SO FAR: 46

Level 20
(x) Pretended to know what you are doing
(x ) Pretended you were hot shit
(x) Pretended you weren't listening
( x) Pretended you were Spiderman

SO FAR: 50

Level 22
( x) Fell on the sidewalk
(x) Fell down the stairs
(x) Fell UP the stairs
(x ) went Sledding down the stairs

SO FAR: 54

Level 23
( x) Tried to do a real cool backflip
(x ) and busted your ass
( x) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
( x) and didnt lift your feet, retard

SO FAR: 58

Level 24
(x ) Ate food that you just kinda found
( ) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
( ) Ate something nasty to get a laugh
( ) Cried when no one laughed

SO FAR: 59

Level 25
( ) Cried when you hurt yourself
( ) Cried when you didn't get your way
( ) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex

SO FAR: 59

Level 26
( x) Gone swimming naked
(x ) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
( ) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
( x) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
() Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ

SO FAR: 62

Level 27
() rode a Pony
( ) rode a Donkey
( ) rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome racecar
( ) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
( ) rode the dog

SO FAR: 62

Level 28
( ) Locked yourself out of your house
( ) Locked yourself out of your car
( ) Locked yourself IN the car
( x) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
( x) Tangled yourself up in a rope
(x ) Tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) Locked yourself in the trunk WITH the keys

SO FAR: 65

Level 29
( ) over-cooked a fancy meal
(x ) over-cooked the EasyMAC
( x) over-cooked a pop-tart
( ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
( x) over-cooked yourself at the beach

SO FAR: 68

Level 31
( x) Bitten plastic fruit
( x) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
( x) bit down before the fork got in your mouth (LOL)
(x) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(x) Overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasn't there

SO FAR: 73

Level 32
( ) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
( x) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-verca
( ) Shaved your eyebeows
( ) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! sweet irony

TOTAL: 74
Repost this with the title:
I've Done _74__ of the 120 stupidest things

Common Fears

[] public speaking
[x] staying single forever
[x ] Rejection
[ x] being a parent
[] giving birth
[ x] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] fish
[] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] that Scary guy...
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[x ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ x] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom(former but eh)
[x ] rats
[] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[x] being robbed
[] falling
[] clowns
[x ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[] growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night
[] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[x] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[x] falling in love
[ ] super secret

Final Total: 19

General Info
[] I am shorter than 5'4".
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. (Ive been told I sound attractive…does that count?)
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents. (a lot)
[x] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[] I almost always do/did my homework.
[ x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing. (If I start laughing too fast..)
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.(tickled to tears)
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[ x] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ x] I was born with a disease/impairment
[x ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ x] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles.


Traveling
[ x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada.
[ x] I've been to Mexico
[x] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star
[ x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ x] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ x] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x ] I've played chicken.
[ x] I've played a prank on someone
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[ x] I'm single
[] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[x ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.(even)
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ x] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[x ] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[ x] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x ] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ x] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[ x] I'm afraid of dying. (makes me fear that life is pointless)
[ x] I hate funerals.
[ x] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ x] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily.(Others read me well, but im uncomfortable with it)
[x ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[ x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well.
[x ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ x] I know how to shoot a gun
[ x] I am in love with love
[ x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. (ignsb)
[ x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[xxxXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] I am really ticklish.
[ x] I love white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[] I'm good at remembering names.
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.